North Korea, Best Korea!
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Let's get the cat blown out
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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