This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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