its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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