i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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