I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
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look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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