I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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