well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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