that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.