We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.