yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
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just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
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Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I am naked and annoyed.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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