pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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