Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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