CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
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the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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