well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
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You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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