Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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