The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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