spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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