talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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