At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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