Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
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Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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