I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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