she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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