I seem to have left my pride at pride
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
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I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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