question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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