The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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