I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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