Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
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I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
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