Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
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I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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