Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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