She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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