Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Did you just see the Batmobile???
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
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