She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
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Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
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I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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