My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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