hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
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I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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