no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
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Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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