girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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