Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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