I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
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Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
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My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
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Have fun and good luck.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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