i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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