why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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