So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.