Porn is love you can see.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
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I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.