Midget sex pt 2 tonight
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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