Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
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Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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