who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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