ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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