im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
