I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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