the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.