Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
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I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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