what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
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he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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