There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
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I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today