there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.