Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
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at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.