He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
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Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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