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  He asked to "fluff my boner.."

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• (631): View more from New York

  My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here

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• (619): View more from California

  im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet

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• (347): View more from New York

  GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I just had sex on a roof

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• (925): View more from California

  The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!

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• (315): View more from New York

  We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops

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• (850): View more from Florida

  My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.

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