And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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