So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Randomize
