I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
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