please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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