Bisexual people are plain selfish.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
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It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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